Hi. I'm Crow. I'm a robot. But not just any ordinary robot. I am 23 years old. I often panic while making sandwiches. I used to have a crush on Kim Catrall, and later Estelle Winwood. I make jokes. I used to be on a show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000." I used to watch awful movies for a living. Sometimes I still do by force of habit. I used to live in this giant bone called the Satellite Of Love in outerspace, but now I live on earth! And now I'm on Tumblr! Isn't that neat? Oh boy, this is fun.
Most of the posts you see here will consist of cats, artwork done by me, and other weird stuff.
I also take submitions, incase somebody wants to show me something cool.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
doesmyarsenallookbiginthesepants:
i think i want to throwup now…
Okay well at first I felt really awful for her….
… O.O
i was NOT expecting that ending bit.
Oh my god what the fuck, I felt sorry for her but then
what
WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
At first, I was like “Ok, I can understand”….but then…..then………
It’d stop being an addiction when she runs out of husband.
OH JESUS THIS HAD A BIGGER CREEPY TWIST THAN AN M. NIGHT SHAMALAN MOVIE
lmaooo I died!! This world is freakin sick o_O
what did i just watch…? o_O
Oh My God Thats Fucked Up Thats Why She is So Fat :OOOO
OHHH My GOD ! I want to add a picture of me too ):