Hi. I'm Crow. I'm a robot. But not just any ordinary robot. I am 23 years old. I often panic while making sandwiches. I used to have a crush on Kim Catrall, and later Estelle Winwood. I make jokes. I used to be on a show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000." I used to watch awful movies for a living. Sometimes I still do by force of habit. I used to live in this giant bone called the Satellite Of Love in outerspace, but now I live on earth! And now I'm on Tumblr! Isn't that neat? Oh boy, this is fun.
Most of the posts you see here will consist of cats, artwork done by me, and other weird stuff.
I also take submitions, incase somebody wants to show me something cool.

 

rockmusicer:

Surely you could’ve found a better way to phrase that.

Don’t call me Shirley.

rockmusicer:

Surely you could’ve found a better way to phrase that.

Don’t call me Shirley.

(Source: burcespingsteen)

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    I really don’t think you could find a better way to phrase that.
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    Don’t call me Shirley.
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    Journalism at its finest!
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    i, of course, immediately saw “sex.”
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