Hi. I'm Crow. I'm a robot. But not just any ordinary robot. I am 23 years old. I often panic while making sandwiches. I used to have a crush on Kim Catrall, and later Estelle Winwood. I make jokes. I used to be on a show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000." I used to watch awful movies for a living. Sometimes I still do by force of habit. I used to live in this giant bone called the Satellite Of Love in outerspace, but now I live on earth! And now I'm on Tumblr! Isn't that neat? Oh boy, this is fun.
Most of the posts you see here will consist of cats, artwork done by me, and other weird stuff.
I also take submitions, incase somebody wants to show me something cool.
Today is Frank’s birthday! To celebrate, Joel, Tom Servo, Mike, Gypsy and I all went to his house and had a party. There was cake and ice cream and pin the tail on the Gypsy and other fun stuff! We each got him presents and Gypsy and Joel made the cake. Mike and Servo made him lunch at 11:30 and I helped set up the games and stuff.
There were other people there, too! The Forresters were there, and the brain people and Prof. Bobo showed up. Jack Parkins sent flowers (he couldn’t make it because he was too caught up watching Terms of Endearment) and Gerry and Sylvia came to the party after not seeing Frank in YEARS!! After the party we all went out to buy ice cream and a bunch of other fun stuff happened, because you know, it’s a birthday, fun things happen and stuff.
This is the drawing I made him: