Hi. I'm Crow. I'm a robot. But not just any ordinary robot. I am 23 years old. I often panic while making sandwiches. I used to have a crush on Kim Catrall, and later Estelle Winwood. I make jokes. I used to be on a show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000." I used to watch awful movies for a living. Sometimes I still do by force of habit. I used to live in this giant bone called the Satellite Of Love in outerspace, but now I live on earth! And now I'm on Tumblr! Isn't that neat? Oh boy, this is fun.
Most of the posts you see here will consist of cats, artwork done by me, and other weird stuff.
I also take submitions, incase somebody wants to show me something cool.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Here comes the sun / In the form of a beer.
Rowsdower sings the Beatles.
It’s the time of the week!
Give me all our questions and you will receive all of my answers!
Ask/Submit me anything.
A picture of me when I was a baby.
Crow T. Robot!: ...Y'know, if Dr. F. had combined Manos with the short "Mr. B. Natural", I think he may very well have succeeded in...
OH MY GOD THE COMBO. TORGO AND MR.B IN ONE. IF THEY BREEDED THEY WOULD’VE PRODUCED THE KIDS FROM GAMERA (OR WORSE.)
I feel like their kids would be the Gamera kids, Coily, and Joe Don Baker.
No, Joe Don…
Maybe. They’re all related SOMEHOW, anyways.
Indeed.
iamzcaboose submitted:
Crow Quote 2
iamzcaboose submitted:
Crow Quote
iamzcaboose submitted:
Crow’s Upgrade
I can’t count how many times I’ve either reblogged this or it’s been submitted to me, but hey, the picture is still cool!
Happy birthday, Dr. Forrester.
You star-baby, you.
Oh my gosh that Forever Alone battle with Lucie Novie.
LOOK AT ALL THESE FOREVER ALONE PEOPLE.
This is how much I loved that pizza the other day.
Godzilla MST3K
iamzcaboose submitted.
Thank you! I recall those Godzilla films. Very….Godzilla-y (among other things…)
I’m back, everybody!
I’m sure Tommy told you all what happened. I have working arms again and I can type. AND I PROMISE I’LL NEVER LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN. I LOVE YOU TUMBLR!~
So, how did Servo do? Did he behave? He didn’t mess anything up, did he?
